Strain: Dank by Definition Green Crack
Format: 7-gram jar (smalls)
What it says on the bag: The packaging is pretty straightforward, without any standout claims or details about the product.
Aroma/Nose: The aroma is pleasant with a dominant citrusy profile and a hint of gassiness. While it’s nice, it doesn’t stand out significantly.
Rating: 6.5/10
Flavor and Taste: The flavor comes through nicely, offering a smooth citrus note. It’s not particularly intense but still enjoyable enough for a morning vape session.
Rating: 6/10
Quality of the Smoke: The buds in this jar are incredibly small, mostly 1-centimeter cubes with a noticeable amount of stems. This really impacts the bag appeal and overall experience, giving it a disappointing quality in this aspect.
Rating: 2/10
Look and Feel: As mentioned, the smalls are just too small. While this is sometimes expected in jars of this size, these particular buds feel like a letdown, with lots of stems mixed in.
The High Experienced: The high is where this strain shines. It’s a classic daytime sativa, keeping you energized and focused with a “talkity” effect. Great for morning use if you’re looking to stay active and productive.
Rating: 7/10
Overall: The Green Crack smalls offered a decent experience, especially for daytime use, but the poor bag appeal and size of the buds are significant drawbacks. At $55 for 7 grams, it feels overpriced for what you get. However, I’d consider trying this again if it came in eighths at a better price. It wasn’t a waste of money, but there’s definitely room for improvement.
Final Rating: 6/10
I can’t find the COA for this batch anymore on the site but this batch I assume is similar:
https://ny.yourcoa.com/coa/coa-view?sample=AL40404006-004&isViewOnly=1