Not great. Pretty bad actually. Kinda like some of the seedy weed I’d steal from my mom in high school. Except, I’d maybe rather smith that for nostalgia purposes. First whiff is hay/dead grass, followed by a touch of cat piss. Sometimes when I really stick my nose in the jar and take a second whiff after I’ve already taken a first whiff I’m getting something that I can only describe as the natural soap and body care products aisle at your local grocery store. Patchouly and lavender is what I think it is. It’s just like vaguely hippie. This weed smells like a wook that wants to borrow everything you own. Nothing about the smell of this weed is premium. By smell alone, I wanna be paid to smoke this vs the other way around. Believe it or not, that’s not the case, so thus far we do not like this weed.
If you break up the buds, you can get some more cat piss, and sour aromas but it’s hard to notice and you have to seek it.
Feel 6/10
A bit fluffy, a bit sticky, nothing like sour diesel. Looks and feels more like a classic trainwreck. Just somehow not any fun.
Taste 5/10
While not as disappointing as the smell; the taste here lacks. Not really much of a sour punch to it, maybe a little. I was really hoping it would be more like a classic Sour Diesel.
Smoke 6/10
Not super smooth, but also not harsh. Bit of a harshness in my throat a few min after finishing the blow. White ash.
High 6/10
I mean, I’m high. No sparkles. Not really creative or chatty. Not sleepy. Still a decent high. It’s a sativa dominate strain, but I’m smoking it at the end of the day and still finding it to be relaxing, I’m sure it’s good any time of day. I mean it’s weed.
5/10
Overall, it all depends, do you like how wooks and hay smell? Buy this weed. If not? Maybe not your thing.
The jars are nice, but why not spring for a vacuum sealed lid? I feel like the smell here would be helped by better preserving the terps better if they did a better job on the packaging.
COA: https://www.alchemypure.com/_files/ugd/185667_41bba79bba9a4b2abdb04c8b3e88fab2.pdf
